Truly Disappointing

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Hi, My Name is Susan and I'm a Beret-aholic....

so another happenin goin on, and im writing so much tonight because im on a part-time job where im desperately tryin to stay awake, is that i met yet another army boy. and i saw yet another hot beret pic. i think i have a serious beret fetish. do those exist? is there a beret fetish magazine?? is there beret porn???

his name is raiden (pronounced rye-den), though its just a nickname. his real name is carl. yeah, raiden is far sexier than carl. but anyways. he contacted me and i wrote back and then we ended up chatting online tonight some. he enlisted at 17 and i think hes been overseas killing dudes a number of times. cat's seriously veteran-ized yo. he was part of some new spec ops unit that specialized in "asymmetrical warfare." i asked, he wouldnt really explain though i believe its bad. and they had serious sexy all black ninja uniforms...with berets!! yes!!! apparently right now hes an officer, a captain, and he trains guys to do something (probably kill people).

so anyways, he seems pretty cool and we seem to have quite a few similar opinions on things like relationships and sex and such. he said he really liked talking to me and he hadnt talked to anybody for as long as we did in a very long time. and he seems fairly cute in his pics. hes from iowa. farm boy, yum. i dunno, we shall see how it all goes. if nothing else ill meet him. we'll either click or not. but i gotta say the whole military thing is hot for me right now. i dunno if its the uniform or the hyper-masculinity or what but it gets me goin. maybe its just the beret.....lol!

and i gotta say, i feel kinda wack talking about garrett and then talking about handjob boy and now talking about a new army boy, raiden. im really not a ho, i swear! it just appears that way i guess. lol! or could depending on your perspective. im just exploring my options. maybe im just a hypocrite. who knows. we shall see how it all pans out. shall we contact the vegas odds makers now or later?

3 Comments:

  • Ho is a double-edged sword. If it's okay for guys to go out and experiment, it should be okay for girls.

    The many guys thing doesn't raise any red flags to me. The beret thing? Yo. That's weird.

    By Blogger kT, at 10:27 AM  

  • Sounds like someone has been playing too much MGS2. This guy wouldn't happen to have blonde hair, look effeminate, and carry around a sword, would he? Just checking.

    As for ho'ing yourself out, don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk. It's one thing to jump on here and put the big ol' "I'M AVAILABLE AND EASY" neon sign around your neck, another to actually go through with it and be able to handle the results. In short, be careful what you wish for.

    By Blogger Pinky, at 3:38 PM  

  • hello hi susan i do not think you are ho or weird because there is a lot weirder fetish out there than beret fetish. i am a revers of your fetish i am a straight male how has a beret fetish so i can realty to you.but pinky is right do not label yourself or might start believing in it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:03 AM  

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