Truly Disappointing

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The Vagina Monologues aka The Cunt Funk Rant

Warning: im about to talk about stuff thats graphic and people may not be cool with me talking about...but im doing it anyways, damn it, so there. and frankly its about time we let some sunshine fall upon this issue...


i hate my fucking vagina. im sorry, but this whole "open system" we got working down between our legs is bunk. i apparently have a yeast infection or something going on down there in my jockies and its not cool. i dont know how many of you have had cunt funk but it sucks. and the thing is its not like i have an std or fucked some junkie or did anything weird to or with my vagina it just decided to rebel all on its own, and im pissed as hell.

one day my vaginas all fresh and happy and rainbows and then, bam, the itching, burning, and, frankly, the odor arrive. you scratch or rub and it makes it worse. then you end up rubbing your pussy so much its rubbed raw and youre twice as fucked. seriously, give me a cock. when do cocks just randomly start oozing? not often. thats all vagina my friends. so not cool.

and heaven forbid you go to the grocery store for some bullshit vagina gel or whatever that ends up not really working much at all and they look at you funny like look at that girl with the funky diseased box. whoever gave us the vagina seriously screwed us. one, we have to squirt kids out of it, have you looked at the difference in sizes involved?!, and, two, we have to suffer this random mysterious carpet contagion.

god, or whoever, you smite-y smiter, art thou smiting me?! what hast my vagina done to displease you?!

this is total bullshit.

1 Comments:

  • Your haughty disregard for the realities of medical science brought this on. You know better than self-dosing with outdated antibiotics which, frankly, should have been used up when and as prescribed.

    The vagina is multi-purpose. So is the penis.

    The clitoris? All about the happy. It has no other purpose. I've got no problem being a woman.

    By Blogger kT, at 10:32 AM  

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